Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes

A laugh out loud comedy novella. After accidentally exposing himself to his son's girlfriend, and realising that because of his over-hanging stomach, she couldn't actually see anything, Eric Baxter decides it's time he went on a diet. Unfortunately, due to an exercise allergy, and an eating obsession, it isn't going to be as easy as he first thought. Throw in a battle of wits with his neighbour's cat over toilet rights to his garden, a son who lives in the shed and dreams of being discovered on The X Factor, a stroppy teenage daughter with a Wayne Rooney fixation, a wife who doesn't want to sleep with him anymore, and an amorous work colleague who does, and you have all the ingredients to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes: A delicious laugh out loud comedy.

Steven Morris has been writing on and off since childhood, and over the years his efforts have ranged from leaving love notes in schoolgirl’s coat pockets (Don’t worry, he was a schoolboy himself at the time) to almost having a sit-com script accepted by the BBC. If only everyone who read the script hadn’t said ＂DEAR LORD NO＂ and slammed the door in his face, he probably would have made it. After writing a succession of short stories and having his comical meanderings read out on the radio, Steven eventually decided to write his first book, and ＂Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes＂ was eventually born, followed by ＂Lust, Lies and Lemon Drizzle.＂ Over the years Steven’s dubious awards include being voted the funniest boy at school, the lankiest boy at school and the man least likely to find a date on Plenty of Fish. Steven is already working on his third book and is hoping to complete it sometime before he dies.